stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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life hack

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aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

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throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

  • mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.